"Are you going to Calgary Stampede? Do you want a ride that's going to be full of fun, great tunes, scintillating conversation and delicious snacks? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER! 

I will leaving Thursday morning in the early AM (exact time TBD), but don't fret - you're welcome to just roll out of bed, grunt good morning and go right back to sleep in the car. I'm a very competent driver, clean record, and accustomed to long drives - I did a 2 month trip with my cat in the fall around western Canada :)
We will be taking EITHER the Kamloops route, OR the Kelowna route; I will approve on a first-come, first serve basis in terms of whether I will be able to pick you up. 

Car rules: 
Positivity only! No negative Nancys in the car. 
If you don't like cats, keep it to yourself. No one cares to hear your (WRONG) opinion. 
Bring a playlist - we have 10 hours on the road, everyone will get a chance to play some tunes...unless it's country, no one likes that shit.

If you have any questions - feel free to PM me! :)"